All right. Between the stupidity of the call centre rep at the insurance place and my "higher" ups, I'm ready to go on a killing spree. But maybe I'll start with a punching spree. Punches to the throat for everyone!

Watch out bitch, this one's for you and your fancy fuckin' corporate title. And your inability to make one simple decision. It's a 'yes' or 'no' question. Pick one. Don't send me on a wild goose chase across six departments. I know I'm your lackey, but really. I don't have time for shit like that.

Asswipe.